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7 Comments

  1. Posted on August 1, 2008 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    Should I really leave my laptop here @ home when travelling through JFK next week on my way to the Netherlands?

  2. Posted on August 1, 2008 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    the “I’ll Sleep When You’re Dead” title is gonna raise flags!
    not that “Cum Squirters 14″ won’t.

    i guess the difference being that the latter flag will be stuck to the flagpole.

  3. NYHC81
    Posted on August 1, 2008 at 5:49 pm | Permalink

    I wonder if the Ministry of Love will force Shabooty.com to become Sha-rear_end.com

  4. James
    Posted on August 4, 2008 at 5:21 am | Permalink

    Spare a thought for those of us in the UK. What with the impending introduction of ID cards and the national identity database, I think it’s a real concern that eventually, the fact that people listen to certain music, watch films etc that are regarded as disident material will be entered onto your file.

    How many ‘flagged’ items on your hard drive, library card, membership of websites etc will it take to give the authorities enough evidence that you’re a threat to the state and arrange a nice little dawn raid on your home?

    Not that it’s a problem of course, because we still have the principle of habeus corpus, don’t we?

    Oh no, wait, our government overturned that centuries old piece of human rights legislation a few weeks ago over here.

    I think somebody needs to kindly inform them that 1984 is a cautionary tale; not a fucking instruction manual.

  5. jr moreau
    Posted on August 4, 2008 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    I’ve got my tattered and original copy of 1984 sitting above me in my cube as we speak. Fucking hell.

  6. RCA of the band STD
    Posted on August 5, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    Let’s be honest here. How much porn are you carrying on the plane anyways? For me, I leave that shit at home. Most of the time when you are travelling and you need to rip one off, you can just pull up some shit on the internet.

    Usually something wholesome like Throatpokers.com, porn tube, tube 8, or whatever. Hey, it’s free, and if you can’t find enough free shit to please you when you are travelling, maybe you need to, hold that, WANT to be taken in back and anally reamed by a security officer.

  7. starsky on pcp
    Posted on September 17, 2008 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

    encrypting my files with blowfish sounds like a good solution to me.
    you never know though…

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